1. (Source: shortcut-to-wonderland)

  2. (Source: endiness)

  3. 8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

    8bit-ace:

    8bit-ace:

    the new slogan for tumblr.com

    i will not rest until this gets a million notes

  4. Act my age?
    What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
    What do I care how old I am?
    The Ocean is old as fuck.
    It will still drown your ass with vigor.

    — (via ghosts)

    (Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

  5. caramelandsugar:

    clannyphantom:

    THE ONLY IMPORTANT COMIC EVER

    Mad at how maniacally I smiled at this…

    (Source: viekastv)

  6. Cut the bullshit

    — me when someone wakes me up

  7. (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

  8. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

  9. strikerhercules:

    » Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing an “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

  10. You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.

    — Unknown (via disagreed)

    (Source: chim0)

  11. beardbeer:

haha

    beardbeer:

    haha

  12. lawebloca:

    Friends

  13. (Source: cant-sleep-im-an-owl)

  14. albvspotter:

    when you realize that you’re actually draco malfoy

    andresd26

    (Source: harrypotterdailly)